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Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window


Josh Stern


#comedy #humor

This,” Alaric explained to Sarah in what he thought was a kindly voice, “isn’t love you’re feeling. Only dopamine. Because Felix isn’t like anyone else you know. Being a creature of the night, he’s new and exciting and activates a neurotransmitter in your brain that releases feelings of euphoria when you’re around him…especially because you know you can never actually be together, and he seems complicated, and perhaps even sensitive and vulnerable at times. But I can assure you: he’s anything but.” “How dare you?” Sarah demanded hotly. “It isn’t dopa…whatever! It’s love! Love!


Meg Cabot


#dopamine #humor #love #vampires #humor

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.


Dick Gregory


#comedy #humor #racism #humor

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.


Carlos Alazraqui


#college #comedy #doing #get #get a real

When I do comedy, I lose all inhibition and introspection. I no longer care.


Jessica Alba


#comedy #i #i do #inhibition #introspection

I like comedy, I love it very much, I love laughing.


Khandi Alexander


#i #i love #laughing #like #love

Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body.


Matthew Barney


#body #comedy #gravity #great #how

Good comedy is ageless.


Ted Levine


#comedy #good

I see myself as a performer and that applies to a Greek drama or a modern comedy.


Brendan Coyle


#comedy #drama #greek #i #i see

Life is a great big canvas; throw all tje paint you can at it.


Danny Kaye


#comedy #humor #humor-inspirational #humorous #humorous-quotations






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