#complains

A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion. ↗

— Minna Antrim

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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first! ↗

— Henny Youngman

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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. ↗

— Benny Hill

#complains #just #just because #mean #nobody

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. ↗

— William Arthur Ward

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The feeble soul merely whines and complains. ↗

— Taylor Caldwell

#feeble #merely #soul

I was brought up in the great tradition of the late nineteenth century: that a writer never complains, never explains and never disdains. ↗

— James A. Michener

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No one ever complains about a speech being too short! ↗

— Ira Hayes

#being #complains #ever #short #speech

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. ↗

— Lou Holtz

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When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#complains #her #ignores #man #she

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw. ↗

— Brian Clough

#complains #day #early #every #film