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I am a conservative. It’s like being a preservative, but with a backwards shelf life. I conserve the values of the past, and I keep them there so I can behave liberally now . ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #liberal #funny

It took Pueblo a few seconds to take in his surroundings. The first thing he realised was that he felt bruised all over; the second was that his clothes were waterlogged, even more than before, from the quicksand; and the third, was that he had landed on his front and was lying on a large, uncomfortable stone. No, wait… In his disoriented state, he shifted his weight. The stone didn't move. He was lying on his own fucking erection. ↗


— Dianna Hardy


#humor #humour #knocked-out #portals #pueblo

Some in Westminster have talked about her receiving a state funeral when she dies, which seems a bizarre sort of tribute to someone who believed the state should do as little as possible. It would be far more appropriate to allow competitive bids from private companies to run the funeral arrangements. 'And we now go over live to Westminster, where state leaders are lining up for Lady Thatcher's funeral sponsored by McDonald's. And there we see the coffin respectfully borne on the shoulders of six part-time burger-flippers dressed in the official Ronald McDonald costume, before the private cremation when the body will be flame-grilled with gherkins and a slice of cheese.' It's what she would have wanted. ↗


— John O'Farrell


#history #margaret-thatcher #respect

Sometimes a woman's love of being loved gets the better of her conscience, and though she is agonized at the thought of treating a man cruelly, she encourages him to love her while she doesn't love him at all. Then, when she sees him suffering, her remorse sets in, and she does what she can to repair the wrong. ↗


— Thomas Hardy


#cruelty #love #loved #sexes #unrequited

Hard to trust honesty of inconsistent person. ↗


— Toba Beta


#inconsistency #trust #honesty

Let's leave behind the predictable and stale debate between liberals and conservatives. Let's take the resources that we have, and prioritize, and manage, and focus our energy on just doing things that count - on real results. ↗


— Phil Bredesen


#between #conservatives #count #debate #doing

Consistency, madam, is the first of Christian duties. ↗


— Charlotte Bronte


#consistency #duties #first #madam

My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children carry. ↗


— Bill Bryson


#buy #carry #children #consumerism #first

It's my view that any conservative who loves his country has to be extremely concerned. ↗


— Vincent Bugliosi


#concerned #conservative #country #extremely #his

I really think the Patriot Act violates our Constitution. It was, it is, an illegal act. The Congress, the Senate and the president cannot change the Constitution. ↗


— Peter Camejo


#cannot #change #congress #constitution #i






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