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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #cookie

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.

Rita Rudner

#cookie #husbands #just #mother #napping

I can't predict how reading habits will change. But I will say that the greatest loss is the paper archive - no more a great stack of manuscripts, letters, and notebooks from a writer's life, but only a tiny pile of disks, little plastic cookies where once were calligraphic marvels.

Paul Theroux

#cookies #disks #great #greatest #habits

There's a cough behind me, and I find Cheeseburger staring anxiously at my box. I glare at Amanda, the Arm-Toucher, and pull out an entire sleeve of Thin Mints. "Here you go, Cheeseburger." He looks at me in surprise, but then again, that's how he always looks. "Wow. Thanks Anna." Cheeseburger takes the cookies and lumbers toward the stairwell. Josh is horrified. "Whyareyougivingawaythecookies?

Stephanie Perkins


This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

Daniel Handler

#cookies #humor #humor

Like special fungus, your love will grow in strange places

Lauren Bjorkman


I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.

Paula Deen

#cookie #dentist #does #drilling #face

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