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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #cookie

A lot of producers cookie cut movies one after another, but I'll be a little more careful, and have the opportunity to be, because I have the acting career to subsidize the producing.

Ryan Phillippe

#after #another #because #career #careful

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.

Peter De Vries

#diction #fashioned #like #out #over

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.

Hillary Clinton

#cookies #could #had #home #i

It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar of Social Security. Now to stop this I propose that in the future that Congress cannot get its hands on the money in the first place.

Jeff Miller

#congress #cookie #discipline #first #future

So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie.

James Patterson

#funny #humor #funny

I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.

Paula Deen

#cookie #dentist #does #drilling #face

There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun.

Alison Lurie

#burning #cookies #explosives #fills #hot


Stephanie Perkins

#humor #josh #humor

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." "We're all going to want cookies if the world comes to an end," Mrs. Nesbitt agreed. "And chips and pretzels. If the world is coming to an end, why should I care about my blood pressure?" "Okay, we'll die fat," Mom said.

Susan Beth Pfeffer


What good were fate and fortune anyway? If there was some sort of plan she was supposed to follow, it was unreadable to her and impossible to stick to. She was tired of fate, which was probably just a made-up concept invented by humans to feel like something or someone was guiding them anyway. God, spirits, cookies, whatever. She was so sick of buying into the idea that there was actually meaning behind any of this. It was just her, blind and alone, making a mess of her life on her own, thank you very much.

Andrea Lochen

#fortune #fortune-cookie #repeat #year #life

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