Alec Baldwin

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. ↗

— Alec Baldwin

#chinese #cookie #dinner #get #like

Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines. ↗

— Alec Baldwin

#bush #elected #five #judges #lines

Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately. ↗

— Alec Baldwin

#cheney #citizens #here #home #indiscriminately

Doing these parts is not fun. It's challenging, but no fun. It's creepy. I would rather play the guy that throws the touchdown pass and gets carried off the field. ↗

— Alec Baldwin

#challenging #creepy #doing #field #fun

Down with Dukes of Hazzard! ↗

— Alec Baldwin

#dukes

Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy. ↗

— Alec Baldwin

#everything #manure #policy #public #public policy

I feel I'm two people: I have my interest in acting and I have a lot of other political interests I'd like to pursue. ↗

— Alec Baldwin

#feel #i #i feel #interest #interests

I think my exact comment was that if Bush won it would be a good time to leave the United States. I'm not necessarily going to leave the United States. ↗

— Alec Baldwin

#comment #exact #going #good #good time

I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems. ↗

— Alec Baldwin

#get #i #idea #less #older

There are people who would rather choke than go see my movies. They write me letters all the time. ↗

— Alec Baldwin

#go #letters #me #movies #people