Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#count

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #count




Yesterday in this country we had people die of hunger and malnutrition. In some parts of this country, the infant mortality rate rivals that of sub-Saharan Africa. We have a public education system that ranks below that of almost any other Western nation. ↗


— Alcee Hastings


#almost #any #below #country #die

I don't really care about money. I find money boring and accounting boring, so I'm probably not going to ever make a lot of money. ↗


— Juliana Hatfield


#accounting #boring #care #ever #find

There is no doubt that this government and this country are benefiting from the reforms that we brought in the 1980s, and that couldn't have been done without the co-operation of the trade union movement. ↗


— Bob Hawke


#benefiting #brought #co-operation #country #done

You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. ↗


— Robert A. Heinlein


#count #ever #freedom #having #once

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags. ↗


— Ed Helms


#advice #april #bags #corporations #filing

There are no better cosmetics than a severe temperance and purity, modesty and humility, a gracious temper and calmness of spirit; and there is no true beauty without the signatures of these graces in the very countenance. ↗


— Arthur Helps


#better #calmness #cosmetics #countenance #graces

It has always appeared to me, that there is so much to be done in this world, that all self-inflicted suffering which cannot be turned to good account for others, is a loss - a loss, if you may so express it, to the spiritual world. ↗


— Arthur Helps


#always #appeared #cannot #done #express

There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that's the role of the satirist - you have to examine your own country and say, 'look!' ↗


— Carl Hiaasen


#direct #examine #forget #hate #look

We were very happy when a South African court, which had previously ruled against us, took another look and decided that this material was not obscene and allowed it into the country. ↗


— Gilbert Hernandez


#against #allowed #another #country #court

Black bears, though, are not fearsome. I encountered one on the road to my house in Vermont, alone at night. I picked up two stones just in case, but I wasn't afraid of him. I felt a hunter's exhilaration and a brotherly feeling. ↗


— Edward Hoagland


#alone #bears #black #brotherly #case






back to top