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I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#four #i #shopping #today #went

Nothing recedes like progress. ↗

— e. e. cummings

#nothing #progress #recedes

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?' ↗

— Craig Kilborn

#endorsed #ever #i #john #john kerry

I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not. ↗

— Keenen Ivory Wayans

#audience #comedy #comes #doing #experience

Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#consequences #dresden-files #fantasies #playboy #beauty

Conservative think tanks like the Heritage Foundation and Cato Institute have criticized Bush for his big increases in spending, which far exceed those of the Clinton era. ↗

— Jim Cooper

#bush #clinton #conservative #criticized #era

It took the first 204 years of our Nation's history to accumulate $1 trillion in debt. And now we are doing that every 2 or 3 years. ↗

— Jim Cooper

#debt #doing #every #first #history

This Congress is simply not doing its job under Republican leadership. ↗

— Jim Cooper

#doing #job #leadership #republican #republican leadership

I'm afraid to do theater now. ↗

— John Corbett

#i #now #theater

Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#blood #bones #end #everything #great