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Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint


Brent Weeks


#fantasy #humor

What did the Faerie that attacked you look like?" "Super creepy. Ripped jeans, weird tattoos, bad hair. And, come to think of it, really nice boots..." "Where?" "On his feet." Sonny winced and rubbed his temples. "Where were you attacked, Kelley?" "Okay, see...that was a joke.


Lesley Livingston


#faeries #humor #humor

And if you don’t think I can hold my own against all those eighteenth-century mortals you were out tagging, then you’re a fool, Casanova.” ... “Oh, yes, I know all about you.” He went still. “What are you talking about?” “I was alive back then. And all the Lore heard about the ruthless warlord brothers from Estonia. The general, the scholar, the enigma, and . . . the manwhore.


Kresley Cole


#fey #humor #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole #paranormal-romance

The warrior (Zsadist) rolled his black eyes. "Come on, man. What does it matter to me? You, Tohr. Britney Spears.


J.R. Ward


#dark-lover #black-dagger-brotherhood

Go 'head." Those freaky-ass black eyes had stared at Butch with the intensity of a shark. "Crack open that door. Run your little heart out. Run fast, run smart, call for help. Just know that I'll come after you. Like a hearse." - Zsadist


J.R. Ward


#butch #dark-lover #j-r-ward #zsadist #black-dagger-brotherhood

She nodded, wondering why couldn't she have been named Mary. Or Sue. Butno , she had to be nine-letter Elizabeth.


J.R. Ward


#dark-lover #black-dagger-brotherhood

Maybe I could do it." Darius shot him a dry look. "You want to try to get back into your house after the fact? Wellsie will stake you through the heart and leave you for the sun, my friend. Tohrment winced. "Good point" "And then she'll come looking for me." Both males shuttered.


J.R. Ward


#darius #dark-lover #tohrment #black-dagger-brotherhood

I had turned to leave and he had called after me. “Miss Maria, I kin no other woman who could be wearing men’s trousers and be dripping such as ye are and look quite so lovely. It’s a right shame your mother is marrying you off to that great sot!” I had turned to call back to him, “I doubt very much we will have to worry about that after today!


Gwenn Wright


#dark-romance #historical-fiction #scotland #scotsman #scottish

A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.


Brian P. Cleary


#humor #humor

The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert.


Elisabeth Staab


#funny #king-of-darkness #pnr #witty-quotes #funny






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