#deceive

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn. ↗

— Hesiod

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I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.

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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Let us not be deceived we are today in the midst of a cold war. ↗

— Bernard Baruch

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We must distinguish between speaking to deceive and being silent to be reserved. ↗

— Voltaire

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No section of the American populace has been more completely deceived by the forces interested in keeping the truth from the people than America's youth. ↗

— Francis Parker Yockey

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It is better to be deceived by one's friends than to deceive them. ↗

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Unlike grown ups, children have little need to deceive themselves. ↗

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves. ↗

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Who can I trust? You have to invest in somebody and chances are you're probably going to invest in somebody who's going to deceive you. I've been conned a couple of times, but now I'm a little more savvy. ↗

— Maggie Gyllenhaal

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