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Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.


Michelle Hodkin


#funny #humor #funny

And it's funny because it was my grandpa who painted it shut (window) in the first place, and he had a whole storage shed full of just about every tool you could imagine. He was one of those guys who thought he could fix anything, but it never worked out quite as well as he planned. He was more of a visionary than a nuts -and bolts kind of guy.


Nicholas Sparks


#funny

Despite reforms in steroid control, serious problems still occur in and out of baseball.


Jim Sensenbrenner


#control #despite #occur #out #problems

I like to believe that rather than destroy icons, I make new ones.


Andres Serrano


#destroy #i #icons #like #make

I submit, on the other hand, most respectfully, that the Constitution not merely does not affirm that principle, but, on the contrary, altogether excludes it.


William H. Seward


#altogether #constitution #contrary #does #excludes

Finally Exi spoke. "There are some important things to remember always, no matter how hard life presses at you. One of these things is that wherever you are, and no matter for how long, there must be a home to hold you. You cannot know who you are unless you are contained in some way that gives you shape. Otherwise you are like a small wind, or like water losing itself in sand." He paused thoughtfully, looking at us, who had all stopped to listen. "You see," he continued, "at any place or time we have no way of knowing if we will be there a day or a week. We must let our destiny come to us. In one sense this is always true. Therefore it is needful for each of us to be defined-to live, not just wait to live. Do you understand?


Sheila Moon


#home #identity #knowing-who-you-are #home

If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.


Jarod Kintz


#flower #flowers #humor #sadness #wilt

You sure are a sweet girl, Scout. I'm half tempted to keep you." "Ummm... Thanks?" Knowing she was a potential Alpha I worried about what "keeping me" might entail. Probably chains. And whips. And maybe a dog collar. And now I was going to have to live with scary Fifty Shades Aunt Rachel pictures living in my head for all time.


Tammy Blackwell


#funny-quotes #funny

The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom or girlfriends present. Without them, the laughing part wouldn't be nearly as fun.


Shannon L. Alder


#despair #girlfriends #humor #laughing #moms

The power of unfulfilled desires is the root of all man's slavery


Paramahansa Yogananda


#slavery






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