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It struck Sophie that Comic-Con was something like a modern-day Brigadoon, a thriving city of a hundred and fifty thousand people that sprang up here in San Diego for less than a week every summer. People flocked to it from across the nation and around the world to populate it for its all-too-short existence, played their chosen roles, then dispersed back to their real homes as soon as the city disappeared. And the next summer, they'd do it all over again, forming a living history of their own in annual installments.


Matt Forbeck


#leverage #matt-forbeck #san-diego #sdcc #home

Funny to think that every day you have ever lived is a yesterday, and you will never live one single tomorrow. But then again, every day is a today when you’re living it.


Mik Everett


#inspirational #life #philosophy #today #funny

One can never "fall" in love, you must rise to it's level of consciousness. Love is not a feeling, it's a state of MIND!


T.C. Carrier


#black-studies #metaphysics #self-help #sexuality #spirituality

Another Thing I'm Sick of Hearing: If I started that gay rights group, I must be gay. So if i start an animal rights group, what does that make me? A giraffe?


James Howe


#gay-rights #humor #humor

The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads.


James K. Morrow


#humor #medieval #renaissance #humor

Yeah! Bring it on lake!" -Coach Gleeson Hedge


Rick Riordan


#humor #lake #mark-of-athena #humor

Hexen stehen immer zwischen Birken


Walter Moers


#horror #humor #humor

Bes had indeed put on his ugly outfit. He climbed onto the roof of the limbo and stood there, legs planted, arms akimbo, like superman-exept with only the underwear. I wasn't sure what to say except: "Put some clothes on!" "These children are under my protection," Bes insisted. "I don't know you," I said, "I never met you before today." "Nonsense. You expressly asked for my attention." "I didn't ask for the Speedo Patrol!


Rick Riordan


#bes #humor #sadie-kane #humor

Alice is fictional. This isn't.


Jess C. Scott


#dark-humor #group-think #groupthink #lady-gaga #mad-magazine

But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was.


Rachel Vincent


#humor #if-i-die #rachel-vincent #soul-screamers #true






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