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probation. Jesus Christ was and is Jehovah, the God of Adam and of Noah, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, the God of Israel, the God at whose instance the prophets of the ages have spoken, the God of all nations, and He who shall yet reign on earth as King of kings and Lord of lords. ↗


— James E. Talmage


#age

The overload makes users less productive and more stressed; thus, there’s a need for some solution. Passively ignoring the problem won’t work, since bits are still heavy, even if we pretend not to notice. ↗


— Mark Hurst


#age

I'd Better Not-- A man leaned over to a man in a pub And said in a voice ‘I used to be thirty seven but now I’m fifty one’. And that’s how the years go. In handfuls. Like somebody is almost at the end of a bag of crisps And they tip the bag up And it’s as though they’re drinking crisps. That’s how the years go. ↗


— Ian McMillan


#middle-age #time #youth #age

All three are hip-deep in midlife, when the eyes go and the waistline spreads and the city on the hill that shone so brightly in youth turns out to be more like a semi-incorporated town in the middle of a garbage strike. An age when a person can feel not so much himself as an inexplicably inferior version of himself. ↗


— Mary McNamara


#age

You could have heard a bee fluff ↗


— S.W. Lothian


#humorous #middle-age #age

You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches? ↗


— Warren Ellis


#middle-age #ostrich #tantric-sex #age

Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. ↗


— E. Joseph Crossman


#age

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age. ↗


— William Feather


#fun #middle-age #age

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. ↗


— Emo Philips


#being #day #every #every day #get

Bit literacy means letting the bits go; anything else perpetuates the problem. ↗


— Mark Hurst


#age






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