#do

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#best friend #book #dark #dog #friend

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#art #does #east #hand #know

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#course #doctor #feeling #golf #golf course

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? ↗

— Groucho Marx

#care #done #ever #i #i care

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#down #i #intend #laid #laughter

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#good #hate #i #leaving #london

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#does #everybody #half #mind #new

History does nothing; it does not possess immense riches, it does not fight battles. It is men, real, living, who do all this. ↗

— Karl Marx

#does #fight #history #immense #living

The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain. ↗

— Karl Marx

#mental #only #pain #physical #physical pain

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. ↗

— Karl Marx

#blind #conscious #consciousness #freedom #necessity