#doctor

I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing. ↗

— Keith David

#doctor #head #i #i came #me

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#cause #condoms #crisis #doctors #having

If you want to be a doctor, a lawyer you must go to college. But if you want to be a musician or such, study your craft. Study music. ↗

— Billy Eckstine

#craft #doctor #go #lawyer #music

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. ↗

— Blake Edwards

#doctor #find #help #idiot #just

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. ↗

— Thomas Fuller

#heir #his #likely #makes #patient

When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious. When he lacks mental balance without the pneumonia, he is pronounced insane by all smart doctors. ↗

— Martin H. Fischer

#delirious #doctors #insane #lacks #man

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. ↗

— Martin H. Fischer

#console #day #days #doctor #eighteen

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. ↗

— Martin H. Fischer

#cannot #doctor #his #inversely #man

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell. ↗

— Dorothy Canfield Fisher

#doctors #eggs #into #nurses #people

The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him. ↗

— Sigmund Freud

#him #his #like #mirror #nothing