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#doctors

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #doctors




Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures.


David Jones


#any #coin #doctors #family #medicine

Among doctors in general, I think more than half support what I'm doing.


Jack Kevorkian


#doctors #doing #general #half #i

It is all about rehab. Most doctors can make you 100 percent well physically. I would tell you that it is 25 percent about the surgery and 75 percent about the rehab.


Curt Schilling


#doctors #i #make #most #percent

And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had doctors that were telling me... of course, a lot of this has to do with science - progressing.


Cybill Shepherd


#course #doctor #doctors #get #had

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.


Jonathan Swift


#diet #doctor #doctors #quiet #world

Part of my training was learning how to refer patients to cardiologists for heart problems, gastroenterologists for stomach issues, and rheumatologists for joint pain. Given that most physicians were trained this way, it's no wonder that the average Medicare patient has six doctors and is on five different medications.


Mark Hyman


#different #doctors #five #given #heart

The colonel dwelt in a vortex of specialists who were still specializing in trying to determine what was troubling him. They hurled lights in his eyes to see if he could see, rammed needles into nerves to hear if he could feel. There was a urologist for his urine, a lymphologist for his lymph, an endocrinologist for his endocrines, a psychologist for his psyche, a dermatologist for his derma; there was a pathologist for his pathos, a cystologist for his cysts, and a bald and pendantic cetologist from the zoology department at Harvard who had been shanghaied ruthlessly into the Medical Corps by a faulty anode in an I.B.M. machine and spent his sessions with the dying colonel trying to discuss Moby Dick with him.


Joseph Heller


#humor

I hate those TV shows where characters talk about one thing, such as their patient on the operation table (let's say they're a doctor), then you realize they're actually talking about actually talking about themselves. The patient's open-heart surgery is nothing compared to their own messed-up heart or whatever. It's selfish. And means they're not concentrating, which is medical negligence.


Jaclyn Moriarty


#tv-show-doctors #humor

GPs are almost the only doctors these days who understand all problems, can see the whole person…spend time with the dying…see things through to the end.


Jane Wilson-Howarth


#dying #love

When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious. When he lacks mental balance without the pneumonia, he is pronounced insane by all smart doctors.


Martin H. Fischer


#delirious #doctors #insane #lacks #man






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