#dogs

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#atheism #cats #dogs #food #god

Meow” means “woof” in cat. ↗

— George Carlin

#cats #dogs #humor #language #humor

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace. ↗

— Milan Kundera

#peace #jealousy

The more I know about men the more I like dogs. ↗

— Gloria Allred

#dogs #i #know #like #men

Dogs are my favorite people. ↗

— Richard Dean Anderson

#dogs #favorite #favorite people #people

I am quite an early riser - I usually get up between 5.30 and 6am and take the dogs out. ↗

— Adam Ant

#between #dogs #early #get #i

Women, we might as well be dogs baying the moon as petitioners without the right to vote! ↗

— Susan B. Anthony

#might #moon #right #vote #well

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. ↗

— Andy Warhol

#dogs #every #every night #go #home

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. ↗

— Bob Barker

#i #i can #kissed #known #people

When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it was just one of those great lines. ↗

— Beck

#fbi #genius #great #hammer #i