#donald

I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#became #eaten #haven #i #mcdonald

Doing press is like eating at McDonald's: while it's going on it's vaguely enjoyable - you're seduced by your own vanity and taking yourself rather seriously - but immediately afterwards you feel sick. ↗

— Emily Mortimer

#doing #eating #enjoyable #feel #going

I challenge you, to go to any school and open 50 lunchboxes, and I guarantee you there will be one or two cans of Red Bull, there'll be cold McDonald's and jam sandwiches with several cakes. ↗

— Jamie Oliver

#bull #cakes #cans #challenge #cold

I once ate McDonald's three times in one day. ↗

— Christina Ricci

#day #i #mcdonald #once #one day

My philosophy in all my jobs at McDonald's is to be honest and say what I think and mean what I say. ↗

— Charlie Bell

#i #i think #jobs #mcdonald #mean

Well, I wasn't just kind of standing in a queue at McDonald's and someone sat down and said, 'You're the director of a $100 million Hollywood movie.' I've been working in commercials for ten years. ↗

— Rupert Sanders

#commercials #director #down #hollywood #i

I find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening. ↗

— Barbra Streisand

#bush #cheney #dick cheney #donald #find

Donald Trump, I would vote for him. Trump would make this country better I feel. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#country #donald #donald trump #feel #him

A fallow mind is a field of discontent. ↗

— John H. Cunningham

#aviation #bahamas #carl-hiaasen #cuba #humor

8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me, "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?? MC-SEABASS?? IT'S THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS'S MENU, IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR TEN YEARS! IT'S ALL MCSHIT!JUST ORDER! ↗

— Tucker Max

#insult #mcdonalds #humor