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Sanabalis never seemed to eat, and he deflected most of her questions about Dragon cuisine. Then again, he deflected most of her questions about Dragons, period. Which was annoying because he was one, and could in theory be authorative.


Michelle Sagara West


#food #kaylin-neya #sanabalis #students #teacher

Fearghus entered what he now considered her chamber, but immediately ducked the book flung at his head. Clearly she’d been waiting for him. And she was not happy. “He’s the one supposed to be helping me,” she roared at him. “Did you just throw a book at me? In my own den?” “Yes. And I’d throw it again!” Fearghus scratched his head in confusion. He’d never met a human brave enough—or stupid enough, depending on your point of view—to challenge him. “But,” he croaked out, amazed, “I’m a dragon.” “And I have tits. It means nothing to me!


G.A. Aiken


#humor #humor

You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape – the great face pressed even closer, so that Wonse was staring into the pitiless depths of his eyes – we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.


Terry Pratchett


#dark-humor #dragons #morality #humor

Sometimes, in the still watches of the night, when he lies in bed beside her, Tanis will find himself thinking of me. He will remember my last words, he will be touched by them. I have given them their happiness. And she must live with the knowledge that I will live always in Tanis’s heart. What love they might find together, I have poisoned. My revenge upon them both is complete. Now, have you brought what I sent you for?


Margaret Weis


#love

Men!" Min muttered at the door. "Too blind to see what a stone could see, and too stubborn to be trusted to think for themselves.


Robert Jordan


#men

You can have all the wine and dragons that my money can buy. That’s what the old woman told me, and I listened.


L'Poni Baldwin


#prostitution #society-on-da-run #money

As Daenerys Targaryen rose to her feet, her black hissed, pale smoke venting from its mouth and nostrils. The other two pulled away from her breasts and added their voices to the call, translucent wings unfolding and stirring the air, and for the first time in hundreds of years, the night came alive with the music of dragons.


George R.R. Martin


#dragons #music

And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history? If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.


George R.R. Martin


#george-r-r-martin #humour #sci-fi #tyrion-lannister #sci-fi

Happiness is like those palaces in fairytales whose gates are guarded by dragons: We must fight in order to conquer it.


Alexandre Dumas


#dragons

But it is one thing to read about dragons and another to meet them.


Ursula K. Le Guin


#dragons






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