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There wasn't a colloquial phrase, or curse, that went something like, "May your day be full of angry dragons" or, "May every dragon you meet today be pissed off." But, there should have been.


Michelle Sagara West


#fantasy #humor #humor

How touching. I think I'm gonna throw up.


Joss Stirling


#sarcasm-humor #humor

You make me sound like an arrogant ass," he said. "Are you?" "No! I'm just me.


P.C. Cast


#dragon #funny #humor #funny

Fearghus entered what he now considered her chamber, but immediately ducked the book flung at his head. Clearly she’d been waiting for him. And she was not happy. “He’s the one supposed to be helping me,” she roared at him. “Did you just throw a book at me? In my own den?” “Yes. And I’d throw it again!” Fearghus scratched his head in confusion. He’d never met a human brave enough—or stupid enough, depending on your point of view—to challenge him. “But,” he croaked out, amazed, “I’m a dragon.” “And I have tits. It means nothing to me!


G.A. Aiken


#humor #humor

You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape – the great face pressed even closer, so that Wonse was staring into the pitiless depths of his eyes – we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.


Terry Pratchett


#dark-humor #dragons #morality #humor

Why don’t you just show me the way out of this dream?” Sybl said. “I can show you the way out. If you promise to remember me.


S.J. Wist


#dragon-aster #sybl #dreams

I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage.


Diana Gabaldon


#dragonfly-in-amber #imagination

Let me tell you: the only way to get rid of dragons is to have one of your own.


Evgeny Shvarts


#dragon #fantasy #humor #life-lessons #play

I saw the horrible way that people could treat each other. That may be the saddest thing of all. I saw greed and anger and murder and a total lack of concern for human life. It was a wicked side of the human soul that I saw... and it saddened me to know that such a dark place existed.


D.J. MacHale


#pendragon #people #anger

Day followed day, and night followed night, until Dany knew she could not endure a moment longer. She would kill herself rather than go on, she decided one night... Yet when she slept that night, she dreamt the dragon dream again. Viserys was not in it this time. There was only her and the dragon. Its scales were black as night, wet and slick with blood. Her blood, Dany sensed. Its eyes were pools of molten magma and when it opened its mouth, the flame came roaring out in a hot jet. She could hear it singing to her. She opened her arms to the fire, embraced it, let it swallow her whole, let it cleanse her and temper her and scour her clean. She could feel her flesh sear and blacken and slough away, could feel her blood boil and turn to steam, and yet there was no pain. She felt strong and new and fierce. And the next day, strangely, she did not seem to hurt quite as much.


George R.R. Martin


#overcoming-pain #strength #dreams






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