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I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Ourchestra: So you haven't got a drum, just beat your belly. So I haven't got a horn-I'll play my nose. So we haven't any cymbals- We'll just slap our hands together, And though there may be orchestras That sound a little better With their fancy shiny instruments That cost an awful lot- Hey, we're making music twice as good By playing what we've got! ↗


— Shel Silverstein


#humor #poems #humor

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard,” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

Any time I’m not shooting my mouth off to a clichéd, two-bit creature of the night like you, it’s because I’m up to something. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Gerti didn’t ask for help.” Miri swallowed and tried to calm her quavering voice. “It was my fault.” “So it was. Now you all have learned that those who speak out of turn choose punishment for themselves and anyone they speak to.” “So if I speak to you, Tutor Olana, will you get the lashes? ↗


— Shannon Hale


#fantasy #humor #romance #humor

You're a cop. I need a doughnut. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #stereotype #humor

He had in those days imagined himself capable of extraordinary heroisms and endurances which would make the girl he loved forget the awkward hands and the spotty chin of adolescence. Everything had seemed possible. One could laugh at daydreams, but so long as you had the capacity to daydream there was a chance that you might develop some of the qualities of which you dreamed. It was like the religious discipline: words however emptily repeated can in time form a habit, a kind of unnoticed sediment at the bottom of the mind, until one day to your own surprise you find yourself acting on the belief you thought you didn't believe in. ↗


— Graham Greene


#dreams

Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #jared-kincaid #humor

We lose our soul, to find our life. ↗


— Joanne Crisner


#inspirational #loss #lost #inspirational

Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us against the Red King and his thirteen most powerful nobles, and it's going well?" Mouse sneezed. "Eight," Thomas corrected himself. He rolled his eyes and said, "And the psycho death faerie makes it nine." "It is like movie," Sanya said, nodding. "Dibs on Legolas. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#change






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