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She wasn't about to go down that road herself, which was a testament to her spiritual awakening and her commitment to sanity. It was a real blessing that she didn't follow me, because oftentimes, people go out together and one comes back and the other doesn't. Or both of them never do.


Anthony Kiedis


#drug-abuse #drugs #love #sanity #love

How very scared I was of everything, and in the end how very scared I was of her. This woman I knew, and did not know, and loved.


James Christie


#autism #buffy-the-vampire-slayer #drusilla #juliet-landau #rain-man

Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have to get drunk on vodka. Cognac and wine—that's all for the heart." "So what's vodka for?" "For the soul. If it's hurting real bad


Sergei Lukyanenko


#humor #inspirational #vodka #humor

He snuffles. Oh, no. He's not going to cry, is he? Because even though it's sweet when guys cry, I am so not prepared for this. Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.


Stephanie Perkins


#crying #drunk #girl-scuts #humor #humor

Love is like the human appendix. You take it for granted while it's there, but when it's suddenly gone you're forced to endure horrible pain that can only be alleviated through drugs.


Reverend Jen


#drugs #humor #love #simile #humor

Don’t take drugs. Asking politely promotes healthy stereotypes.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #funny

I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.


Jarod Kintz


#cats #drive #drunk #humor #road-trip

Lowkey punchdrunk off this Sangria-sweet love and all it’s prodigious trappings…


Brandi L. Bates


#drugs #humor #love #sex #humor

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?


Craig Ferguson


#humor #rock-and-roll #humor

She remembered Grace telling her about Lorcan's evasiveness when she'd first joined the Noctourne-his ability to speak without saying anything, to talk in riddles. He's a conundrum, thought Cheng Li. A walking, talking conundrum


Justin Somper


#conundrum #humor #vampirates #humor






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