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The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.


Neil Cavuto


#drinks #eyes #forgot #getting #girl

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.


Brian Clough


#drinks #i #instead #know #more

I'm not trying to find another thing that's wrong with me, but I'm such a nice person, and I have a couple of drinks and I'm really good fun and then I'm really not fun.


Tracey Emin


#couple #drinks #find #fun #good

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.


Frank Lloyd Wright


#before #drinks #fool #man #reaches

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.


Henny Youngman


#drinks #eighty #glasses #grandmother #need

I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I'm more likely to offer them than to have them. I think this is one of the reasons why I get to live longer than my great-grandmother did, and why I get to produce more writing than she did, and why my marriage isn't in dire straits.


Elizabeth Gilbert


#did #dire #drinks #get #how

She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic.


Tonya Harding


#beats #drinks #hits #me #mom

I loved cutting together simple commercials about margarine or soft drinks - all kinds of silly products - but I tried to make the commercials different.


Renny Harlin


#commercials #cutting #different #drinks #i

The Chip also reduces the damage done by bandits. They still steal drinks and cheers along the course, but no longer scramble the paying runners' results. No entry fee, no Chip, no time or place.


Joe Henderson


#also #bandits #cheers #chip #course

It's a fairly recent thing but I've become very fond of making drinks myself.


Utada Hikaru


#drinks #fairly #fond #i #making






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