#dumb

The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their turn speak of things. Without an eye to read them, a book contains signs that produce no concepts; therefore it is dumb. ↗

— Umberto Eco

#book #concepts #contains #dumb #eye

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? ↗

— Eminem

#dumb #i #mention #smell #stupid

The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that. ↗

— Ted Turner

#got #i #i want you #know #people

I've actually become much, much dumber through being married and having these children. I find that I'm not half as sharp that I once was. I can't even help them with their 4th and 5th grade vocabulary and math work at this point. ↗

— Patrick Warburton

#become #being #children #dumber #even

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do. ↗

— Muddy Waters

#crazy #dumb #hour #i #made

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#dumb #i #information #just #thoroughly

Ah, music," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic beyond all we do here! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#magic #music #power-of-music #music

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else. ↗