#dumb

I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure in his perfect creatures, and cheers them on like a brainless dad as they run roughshod over the rest of us. He gives us a need for love, and no way to get any. He gives us a desire to be liked, and personal attributes that make us utterly unlikable. Having placed his flawed and needy children in a world of exacting specifications, he deducts the difference between what we have and what we need from our hearts and our self-esteem and our mental health. ↗

— George Saunders

#cruelty #dumb #fat #god #lazy

For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry...although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#death

It is the Unknown we fear in Darkness and Death. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#death

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. ↗

— George W. Bush

#dumb #humor #humor

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country." (Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 6 September, 2004) ↗

— George W. Bush

#dumb #healthcare #president #business

You will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#secret

I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. ↗

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

#gay #man #stupid #woman #marriage

The very things that held you down are gonna carry you up and up and up. ↗

— Timothy Mouse

#dumbo #inspirational #inspirational

Have to? Of course you have to! But only because of you, Harry, won't rest until Voldemort is finished! Think now, for once, if you have never heard of the prophecy! What would you do? ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#inspirational #inspirational

Don't count your owls before they are delivered. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor #inspirational #humor