#ear

What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. ↗

— Mark Twain

#earth #people #scarce #sir #without

The truth is I’m a chicken shit coward who’s afraid of a girl like you. When I’m with you, I want things I never thought I’d be able to have, or deserved, and that scares me a little. I’m just a regular guy who works in a bar and you’re this beautiful person who shines brighter than the stars. I think I just made up some cheesy poetry so I’ll stop while I’m ahead. If you feel like talking, give me a call. ~D Sophie sat down on the floor and, through blurry eyes, reread the note so many times she had it memorized. She was going to do more than give him a call. ↗

— Jenny Lyn

#erotic-romance #freebies #humor #jenny-lyn #short-story

Once again, the Republicans in the Senate have rejected an increase in the minimum wage. They support tax breaks for multi-millionaires, but they oppose helping the working poor to earn a decent income. ↗

— Mark Dayton

#breaks #decent #earn #helping #income

But I've never considered myself any kind of heartthrob. It sounds painful. ↗

— Gavin DeGraw

#considered #heartthrob #i #kind #myself

I'm always soul searching on a spiritual level. ↗

— Shania Twain

#i #level #searching #soul #spiritual

In his brief 21 years on this earth, Michael Smith Jr. touched countless lives. ↗

— Mike DeWine

#countless #earth #his #jr #lives

If I had some idea of a finish line, don't you think I would have crossed it years ago? ↗

— Richard M. DeVos

#crossed #finish #finish line #had #i

Not one Republican president has balanced the budget in 34 years. You can not trust Republicans with your money. ↗

— Howard Dean

#budget #money #president #republican #republican president

It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man. ↗

— Francois Rabelais

#laughter #man #property #tears #than

We are all encouraged that Bush appears, really for the first time in his experience on the stage of presidential politics, relaxed. His comfort is our comfort. ↗

— John Dean

#bush #comfort #encouraged #experience #first