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We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ↗


— Tom Robbins


#creating #instead #looking #lover #perfect

Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#fate #humor #misfortune #top- #humor

Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them. A couple of idiots actually jumped off the front balcony. Can you picture that?" "In Technicolor," Amy said bitterly. "That low-down KGB reject!" Dan fumed. "I can't believe she cheated me–right when I was in the middle of cheating her! ↗


— Gordon Korman


#humor #jonah-wizard #nellie-gomez #the #humor

livid, adj. Fuck You for cheating on me. Fuck you for reducing it to the word cheating. As if this were a card game, and you sneaked a look at my hand. Who came up with the term cheating, anyway? A cheater, I imagine. Someone who thought liar was too harsh. Someone who thought devastator was too emotional. The same person who thought, oops, he’d gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Fuck you. This isn’t about slipping yourself an extra twenty dollars of Monopoly money. These are our lives. You went and broke our lives. You are so much worse than a cheater. You killed something. And you killed it when its back was turned. ↗


— David Levithan


#hate #infidelity #love #imagination

Why can't you just lie and cheat like the others?" Dan snapped. "Can't you just see that's better than being nice one minute and then turning around and selling us out? It may be very Cahill, but it stinks! Grace had a saying: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I'll conk you with this pet carrier! ↗


— Gordon Korman


#cheating

In short, software is eating the world. ↗


— Marc Andreessen


#short #software #world

When I was 11, I won my first nationals at Savannah, defeating Kelly Henry in the finals. ↗


— Tracy Austin


#finals #first #henry #i #kelly

I was ten when I got my first serious beating. It was rough. ↗


— David Bailey


#first #got #i #rough #serious

Punk rock really came out of N.Y. as a philosophy before the groups were ever recorded. I had a kind-of intellectual interest in the idea of creating a new scene that could be a grassroots thing. ↗


— Greg Ginn


#came #could #creating #ever #grassroots

There are about 15 million Muslims in the EU. They face ignorance, insult and even persecution. They cannot be wished away. To impose Enlightenment freedoms is self-defeating. Anyway, the Muslims have their own enlightenment. ↗


— James Buchan


#anyway #away #cannot #enlightenment #eu






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