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The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

#any #created #criminals #government #income

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

#ended #i #like #look #made

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

#meeting #only #place #succeed #summit

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#funeral #his #make #many #people

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#fifty #fifty percent #get #hundred #i

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#examined #goes #head #his #man

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#entertainment #messages #pictures #should #union

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. ↗

— Lefty Gomez

#bowl #goldfish #got #i #invention

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#belongs #i #object #screen #seeing

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#mediocre #more #than