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The trifle now inscribed with your name. was occasioned by a particular fact; but to the disgrace of human nature, the subject is sufficiently general to interest every heart not totally impenetrable. ↗

— Thomas Day

#every #every heart #fact #general #heart

The Bush Administration claims there is a Social Security crisis only to distract Americans from its serious mismanagement of the federal budget. ↗

— Mark Dayton

#budget #bush #bush administration #claims #crisis

If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. ↗

— Martin Delany

#bestow #cat #everyone #favorite #meet

We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#bed #cats #chairman #charlie #cows

I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do. ↗

— Tom DeLonge

#band #come #get #i #jealous

Dolly Parton... I love being around that woman! I worked really hard to keep up with her. ↗

— Dom DeLuise

#being #dolly #dolly parton #hard #her

I was at dinner with Gene Wilder and imitated Ethel Barrymore for everyone. ↗

— Dom DeLuise

#dinner #everyone #gene #i #imitated

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. ↗

— Cecil B. DeMille

#down #god #handed #improved #law

What I have crossed out I didn't like. What I haven't crossed out I'm dissatisfied with. ↗

— Cecil B. DeMille

#dissatisfied #haven #i #like #out

I need to start honing in on projects that I want to devote my time to and not put my energies into the unattainable ones. ↗

— Dan Deacon

#energies #honing #i #into #my time