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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. ↗

— Mark Twain

#boards #first #god #idiots #made

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. ↗

— Mark Twain

#any #die #fear #follows #fully

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. ↗

— Mark Twain

#country #either #freedom #freedom of speech #god

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. ↗

— Mark Twain

#answer #did #gratified #i #know

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word. ↗

— Mark Twain

#educated #except #southerner #use #word

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. ↗

— Mark Twain

#before #ideas #marriage #perceived #relation

I don't take any day for granted anymore. ↗

— Shania Twain

#anymore #day #granted #i #take

I played a lot of football when I was younger. I'm a good receiver, actually. ↗

— Shania Twain

#football #good #i #lot #played

I'd like to see the Olympics live. I've only watched it on television. ↗

— Shania Twain

#like #live #olympics #only #see

My music must reflect whatever's going on in my mind, and my life needs to evolve for me to discover who it is I'm becoming. ↗

— Shania Twain

#discover #evolve #going #i #life