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These kids understood what is not immediately obvious; that they were going to pay the bills for tax cuts that had been passed today or in the last 4 years, and for the war in Iraq, because essentially we are borrowing money to do those things. ↗

— Tom Allen

#been #bills #borrowing #cuts #essentially

Yet, much of what lies beneath the ocean's surface remains a mystery, and our nation continues to rely on a confused, antiquated system of ocean governance. ↗

— Tom Allen

#beneath #confused #continues #governance #lies

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.' ↗

— Woody Allen

#asked #contraception #girl #i #me

I was also the romantic lead in The Boston Strangler - I was the only one that lived to tell the story - so I called myself the romantic lead. ↗

— Sally Kellerman

#boston #called #i #lead #lived

A reversal is just anything that's a surprise. It's a way of keeping the audience interested. ↗

— Tony Gilroy

#audience #interested #just #keeping #reversal

At this point, I don't listen to other people too much. I'm not really that affected by anyone. ↗

— Mose Allison

#anyone #i #listen #much #other

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian. ↗

— Woody Allen

#commit #depressed #next #suicide #tried

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. ↗

— Woody Allen

#dead #eat #i #oysters #sick

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. ↗

— Woody Allen

#i #into #kidnapped #out #parents

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. ↗

— Woody Allen

#horrible #into #life #miserable