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ach! wüßtet ihr wie schwer es ist, wenn man gehängt ist und nicht sterben kann!!


Klaus Kinski


#gehängt #pain #sehnsucht #sterben #death

My name is Renee. I am 54 years old. For 27 years I have been the concierge at number 7, rue de Grenelle. . . I live alone with my cat, a big lazy tom who has no distinguishing features other than the fact that his paws smell bad wh...en he is annoyed. Neither he nor I make any effor tto take part in the social doings of our respective species. Because I am rarely friendly- though always polite- I am not liked, but am tolerated nonetheless: I correspond so very well to what social prejudice has collectively construed to be a typical French concierge that I am one of the multiple cogs that make the great universal illusion turn, the illusion according to which life has a meaning that can be easily deciphered. And since it has been written somewhere that concierges are old, ugly, and sour, so has it been branded in fiery letters on the pediment of that same imbecilic firmament that the aforementioned concierges have rather large dither cats who sleep all day on cushions covered with crocheted cases.


Muriel Barbery


#life

The fact that pigs were abroad in the night seemed to bring home to me the perilous nature of my enterprise.


P.G. Wodehouse


#p-g-wodehouse #right-ho-jeeves #home

By the term cult I mean nothing derogatory to any group so classified. A cult, as I define it, is any religious group which differs significantly in one or more respects as to belief or practice from those religious groups which are regarded as the normative expressions of religion in our total culture.


Walter Martin


#religion

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. MENCKEN


Frank I. Luntz


#art

I have a heart, says science, but I am a monster, says society.


Tahereh Mafi


#unravel-me #science

Today, I look forward and I see a future in which games once again are explicitly designed to improve quality of life, to prevent suffering, and to create real, widespread happiness.


Jane McGonigal


#design

Show me the science. Last I heard, gay six-year-olds remain unproven.


Vernon D. Burns


#science

It wasn’t that she necessarily wanted to “socialize” at the bonfire, but she wanted to broadcast to the general population that her antisocial behavior was a personal choice not a sentence to social leprosy.


J.D. Stroube


#behavior #bonfire #choice #cliques #horror

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.


Tina Fey


#crazy






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