#ember

I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves start blushing and turning red. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#embarrassing #fall #funny #humor #leaves

I can't remember, I wish I could remember the first time I bet on baseball. ↗

— Pete Rose

#bet #could #first #first time #i

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many people remember you when you die. ↗

— Jonathan Ross

#how #lose #many #people #remember

In a cult intervention information is presented about the group that the member is most often not aware of. ↗

— Rick Ross

#aware #cult #group #information #intervention

I remember when an editor at the National Geographic promised to run about a dozen of my landscape pictures from a story on the John Muir trail as an essay, but when the group of editors got together, someone said that my pictures looked like postcards. ↗

— Galen Rowell

#dozen #editor #editors #essay #geographic

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking. ↗

— Mike Royko

#another #anyone #before #bell #cat

You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year. ↗

— Damon Runyon

#give #give me #just #keep #man

Well, I've been to Iraq twice now. I was in Baghdad in June and then north of Baghdad in November. ↗

— Gary Sinise

#been #i #iraq #june #north

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants. ↗

— Pat Sajak

#am #being #concerned #congress #giants

As much as I liked and admired the various members of the Kennedy family, my first loyalty was to Jackie. ↗

— Pierre Salinger

#family #first #i #jackie #kennedy