#enema

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema. ↗

— Warren Beatty

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If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. ↗

— Lenny Bruce

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During the whole of the fucking Middle Ages, the place where they had it off most of all was the cemeteries!...people don't face up these odd little sides of things, leave a lot of naughty little facts in the dark out of human decency! A mistake! wrong!...human decency never holds up!...with me it's my enemas! the toilet! after two weeks without an enema I have nothing against dying...and they give it to me so hot that I scream... --And in Claunau? [i.e. Dachau] --You're right, you're right! I whimper, but I'm spoiled! but were you there, in Claunau?...My ass you were! doesn't stop you from screeching your fucking lungs out as if you were the first one in and the last one out! ↗

— Louis-Ferdinand Céline

#dachau #enema #age

Reading Stephen King's book, On Writing, was like being cornered and forced to have a long, drawn out mental enema. ↗

— Mary Garden

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