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They went inside. The young ones shuffled to a stop as their ironic sensibilities, which served them in lieu of souls, were jammed by a signal of overwhelming power.


Neal Stephenson


#generations #humor #humor

The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy, inevitable part of the process of getting to the top.


Joyce Brothers


#getting #healthy #inevitable #interested #learn

Katy skipped over, her low-rise jeans threatening to fall off her skinny hips. With some girls, that was a sexy look. With Katy, it made you nervous.


Sara Zarr


#jeans #sexy #teenagers #humor

It was mild monsters like these that made Jack the Ripper go after young women, she decided: who could tolerate yielding the world to someone who behaved as if she had given birth to the very world herself?


Gregory Maguire


#center-of-the-universe #children #humor #jack-the-ripper #the-world

If you wish to serve me, as you have bloodsworn yourself to do, you must do so with honor. And that does not include introducing yourself by name to people like my mother in order to terrify them into submission.” "Kem'falla—" Gaelen protested. "Don't bother to deny it," she snapped.


C.L. Wilson


#humor #terrifying #humor

One must not attempt to justify them, but rather to sense their nature simply and clearly.


Maureen Dowd


#clearly #justify #must #nature #rather

Poker has such an element of competitivness that other games don't have.


Chris Moneymaker


#games #other #poker #such

An Angry female catawyld? Conquered. An outraged female dragon? Defeated. A woman who might pin him to the wall with green-eyed fury? Out of the question.


Nicole Sager


#humor #nicole-sager #humor

Oh, I almost forgot. In case that anyone besides big-headed Near or the deluded murderer is reading these notes, then I shall at least perform the basic courtesy of introducing myself, here at the end of the prologue, I am your narrator, your navigator, your storyteller. For anyone else but those two, my identity may be of no interest to you, but I am the world's runner-up, the best dresser that died like a dog, Mihael Keehl. I once called myself Mello and was addressed by that name, but that was a long time ago. Good memories and nightmares.


NisiOisiN


#death-note #mello #death

What's it like?" "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.


Rob Grant


#germans #humor #red-dwarf #death






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