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One day Mum saved up for this exciting new thing - a frozen chicken. She cooked it on the Sunday and we all sat around waiting for it, but there was a terrible smell from the kitchen. She didn't realise that the giblets were in a plastic bag inside it. We just ate vegetables and she cried and cried. ↗


— Carol Vorderman


#ate #bag #chicken #cooked #cried

Ruby Wax has basically ruined my career. You'll see when you watch the programme. I get more intimate with Ruby than I've ever been with another woman. ↗


— Carol Vorderman


#another woman #basically #been #career #ever

The divorce is a regret of mine and my mum thinks that we should have stayed together. He's now remarried so there's no chance of us getting back together. ↗


— Carol Vorderman


#chance #divorce #getting #mine #mum

There was a great strain in our family because my father didn't want anything to do with me. He was happy to see my brother and sister, but not me. I don't know why. Maybe it was shame. I don't know. But he never wanted anything to do with me. That rejection was terribly hurtful and it went on for years. ↗


— Carol Vorderman


#because #brother #brother and sister #family #father

Turning 50 changed me and I'm far more accepting of myself. I'm not thin, but I am a size 10. I go in at the middle and very much out at the bottom and top. And now I think, 'Well, that's how I am.' ↗


— Carol Vorderman


#am #bottom #changed #far #go

In search of my mother's garden, I found my own. ↗


— Alice Walker


#found #garden #i #mother #my own

Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerves give to wisdom. ↗


— Bernard De Voto


#men #name #nerves #only #pessimism

The mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it. ↗


— Bernard De Voto


#logic #mind #often #others #own

The trouble with Reason is that it becomes meaningless at the exact point where it refuses to act. ↗


— Bernard De Voto


#becomes #exact #meaningless #point #reason

What are you hiding? No one ever asks that. ↗


— Sarah Vowell


#ever #hiding #you






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