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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!


Eddie Izzard


#bill-clinton #clinton #lying #native-americans #president

It will take time to restore chaos


George W. Bush


#bush #george-bush #idiot #president #president

I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.


Henry Miller


#cancer

the greatest Americans have not been born yet they are waiting patiently for the past to die


Saul Williams


#americans #insightful #insight

All around us were people I had spent ten years avoiding--shapeless women in wool bathing suits, dull-eyed men with hairless legs and self-conscious laughs, all Americans, all fearsomely alike. These people should be kept at home, I thought; lock them in the basement of some goddamn Elks Club and keep them pacified with erotic movies; if they want a vacation, show them a foreign art film; and if they still aren't satisfied, send them into the wilderness and run them with vicious dogs.


Hunter S. Thompson


#americans #existential #people #art

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.


Yahtzee Croshaw


#americans #funny #superheroes #funny

Democracy: when artists lose patronage and are simply patronized. This is the case everywhere except America, where true art has never existed, and democracy has recently followed suit.


Benson Bruno


#art #democracy #funny #art

I'm an American, our names don't mean shit.


Quentin Tarantino


#humorous-quotations #humor

The youngest Merrivilee, bursting into the room some time later, found them seated side by side on the sofa. 'Buddle said I wasn't to disturb you, but I knew that was fudge,' he said scornfully. 'Cousin Alverstoke, there is someting I particularly wanted to ask you!' He broke off, perceiving suddenly, and with disfavour, that his Cousin Alverstoke had an arm round Frederica. Revolted by such a betrayal of unmanliness, he bent a disapproving look upon his idol and demanded: 'Why are you cuddling Frederica, sir?' 'Because we are going to be married,' replied his lordship calmly. 'It's obligatory, you know. One is expected to -er - cuddle the lady one is going to marry.' 'Oh!' said Felix. 'Well, I won't ask anyone to marry me , if that's what you have to do! I just say I never thought that you sir would have-' Again he broke off, as a thought struck him. 'Will that make her a - a She-Marquis? Oh, Jessamy, did you hear that? Frederica is going to be a She-Marquis!' 'What you mean is a Marchioness, you ignorant little ape!' replied his austere brother


Georgette Heyer


#heyer #humor #precious #humor

You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery.


Bill Maher


#humor #luck #humor






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