#eve

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. ↗

— Will Rogers

#agreed #anything #democrats #each #never

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?" ↗

— Will Rogers

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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. ↗

— Will Rogers

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So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. ↗

— Will Rogers

#day #different #different way #doing #every

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. ↗

— Will Rogers

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