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…breaking the heart of someone you still love is a rare horror, not funny to anyone, except perhaps Satan…and even his pleasure would be spoiled by not having had a hand in it, by the dumb, wasteful accident of the thing. The Devil wants meaning just like the rest of us.


Glenn Duncan


#love #meaning #the-devil #funny

Money is seen as a great evil. But I've never seen a pile of cash stab someone.


Jarod Kintz


#evil #funny #humor #money #funny

Okay, gang," I said, "according to blueprints, there's an elevator access panel on the east side of the building. We may get a little dirty, but—" "I thought we'd just go through the doors," Liz said, flashing three beautifully engraved invitations and some wonderfully authentic fake IDs. The tickets were $20,000 each. The Secret Service had been vetting the guest list for weeks, so Bex and I stopped beneath a streetlamp and studied Liz. "Do I even want to know where you got those?" I asked. Liz seemed to ponder it, and then she said, "No.


Ally Carter


#cammie #evil #funny #liz #beauty

It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon. Opal tapped this into her notepad. Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?


Eoin Colfer


#fun #humor #humor

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

For in Paris, whenever God puts a pretty woman there (the streets), the Devil, in reply, immediately puts a fool to keep her.


Jules-Amédée Barbey d'Aurevilly


#fools #god #love #paris #love

The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #funny

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

In love there are two evils: war and peace.


Horace


#love #peace #war #love

I'm throwing the trash, clearing the junk I'm firing the cannon, your gonna get sunk You better sail off to the seven seas There's not enough room for you and for me (once again if you would please, "There's not enough room for you and for me")


Ke ha (run devil run)


#ke-ha #lyrics #run #song #song-lyrics






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