#expected

A brick could be used to represent no, and a blanket could be used to represent yes. If I ask you, “Will you sleep with me?” I expect you to run to the bedroom, get naked, and get under the blanket. Whatever you do, do not reach for the brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I expected to be a farmer like my father and brothers. Life seemed pleasant and orderly. ↗

— Lawrence Welk

#expected #farmer #father #i #life

It is folly to expect men to do all that they may reasonably be expected to do. ↗

— Richard Whately

#expected #folly #may #men #reasonably

I think if I were a college professor, no one would say I was uncomfortable about being shy because that might be expected. But I think because of people's stereotypes, they think of a football player as someone who is very outgoing and I'm not. ↗

— Ricky Williams

#ball player #because #being #college #college professor

Fashion should not be expected to serve in the stead of courage or character. ↗

— Loretta Young

#courage #expected #fashion #serve #should

Of course you have to support the troops. They're just kids. They're doing for their country what's expected of them. ↗

— Neil Young

#course #doing #expected #just #kids

Butterfly was certainly a vehicle for me, and if it died, it still would have served its purpose, in spades. We never expected it to give me the visibility it has given me. It was just a small thing as a vehicle, and suddenly the whole world knew about it. ↗

— Pia Zadora

#butterfly #certainly #died #expected #give

I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses. ↗

— Maurice Gibb

#act #because #big #big cars #cars

We expected to have a good time with Clive Anderson 'cause I've always liked him, his shows. ↗

— Maurice Gibb

#anderson #cause #expected #good #good time