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I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.


Marissa Meyer


#cyborg #girl #humor #marissa-meyer #humor

Um," Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for his condition." "But I feel better," Jared answered, sullen. Doc smiled the tiniest smile. "Well, maybe a few more minutes of unconsciousness won't kill him.


Stephenie Meyer


#jared #stephenie-meyer #the-host #humor

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you Saying, 'Damn. We fucked up.


Cheyenne McCray


#demons-not-included #humor #humor

I know you’re rolling your eyes at me,” he murmurs, and I hear the trace of humor in his voice.


E.L. James


#christian-grey #humor #rolling-eyes #humor

His tiny, naked butt disappeared into the stream as he cried, "Wheeeee! Balls out!" I think that's a rugby reference," Bertie said. "But don't quote me on that.


Lisa Mantchev


#humor #mustardseed #humor

Peaseblossom-decorous, proper Peaseblossom-dropped her trousers to waggle her naked, pale bottom at the Stage Manager. Bertie laughed involuntarily, choked on her coffee, and nearly died as it came out her nose, but it was worth the searing pain in her nostrils to see the look on the Stage Manager's face.


Lisa Mantchev


#fairies #humor #humor

Maybe I didn't try as hard as I ought when he started calling you names. Serves him right, the nasty old turd. Punch him again, Moth" - Peaseblossom


Lisa Mantchev


#fairies #humor #humor

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?


Brian Celio


#closed #day #eat #eats #every

The youngest Merrivilee, bursting into the room some time later, found them seated side by side on the sofa. 'Buddle said I wasn't to disturb you, but I knew that was fudge,' he said scornfully. 'Cousin Alverstoke, there is someting I particularly wanted to ask you!' He broke off, perceiving suddenly, and with disfavour, that his Cousin Alverstoke had an arm round Frederica. Revolted by such a betrayal of unmanliness, he bent a disapproving look upon his idol and demanded: 'Why are you cuddling Frederica, sir?' 'Because we are going to be married,' replied his lordship calmly. 'It's obligatory, you know. One is expected to -er - cuddle the lady one is going to marry.' 'Oh!' said Felix. 'Well, I won't ask anyone to marry me , if that's what you have to do! I just say I never thought that you sir would have-' Again he broke off, as a thought struck him. 'Will that make her a - a She-Marquis? Oh, Jessamy, did you hear that? Frederica is going to be a She-Marquis!' 'What you mean is a Marchioness, you ignorant little ape!' replied his austere brother


Georgette Heyer


#heyer #humor #precious #humor

The bristling eyebrows shot up in mock surprise. Mesmerized, the boy watched them disappear under the hanging thatch of white hair. There, almost coyly, they remained just out of sight for a moment, before suddenly descending with a terrible finality and weight.


Jonathan Stroud


#humor #wit #humor






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