#ff

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer! ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#like #offense #our #theorem

David Stern should get with the mothers of the NBA and let the moms decide what the dress code should be. I asked my mother if I could wear a chain, and she told me yeah. So I do stuff that my parents allow me to do. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#asked #chain #code #could #david

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#being #chief #done #either #going

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#big #big guy #doing #guy #i

Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five. ↗

— Shaquille O'Neal

#be different #different #everybody #five #going

I've written some great things. That's a gift, but there's consequences. Yeah, you get this great work, but you suffer. You really, really suffer. ↗

— Frank Ocean

#get #gift #great #great things #great work

I think I 'turn off' women. I've a kind of a weird personality. Women may think that I'm a mess. ↗

— Ed O'Neill

#i think #kind #may #mess #off

That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!' ↗

— Ed O'Neill

#big deal #coffee #come #day #deal

If you go into a relationship expecting someone else to fill you up, you're doomed right off. ↗

— Jennifer O'Neill

#else #expecting #fill #go #into

It's easier to run for office than to run the office. ↗

— Thomas P. O'Neill

#office #run #than