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#florida

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #florida




No matter where you put me, I don't care if it is North Carolina, Florida, California, New York City; I'm going to be who I am.


Chris Paul


#california #care #carolina #city #florida

But to make a long story short, I decided that I was going to run, and I announced that I was going to run for president in Florida, I would be the favorite son from Florida, and that would stop Johnson and Kennedy from dividing up the state.


George Smathers


#decided #dividing #favorite #florida #going

With the recent news that the State of Florida has agreed to purchase 181,000 acres of U.S. Sugar land, we have an historic opportunity for our larger restoration efforts and for the people of Florida. This too will not come without difficult challenges, but it reminds us that anything is possible.


Debbie Wasserman Schultz


#agreed #anything #anything is possible #challenges #come

I just see myself as just an ordinary chick from Florida, not some beautiful woman.


Jennifer Sky


#beautiful woman #chick #florida #i #just

In Jacksonville, there are more childrenless children than fatherless children. Barely. But that’s one bad thing that’s actually a good thing.


Jarod Kintz


#family #father #florida #funny #humor

They say you fear what you don't understand. Maybe that's why every time I'm in South Florida, and I hear someone talking in Spanish, I always shit my pants.


Jarod Kintz


#florida #funny #hear #spanish #talking

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.


Rick Riordan


#humor #miami #strange #humor

There’s a hurricane coming to Florida, and there will be high winds. I should probably turn off my ceiling fans, to try to mitigate the billions of dollars in damages the storm will incur. 



Jarod Kintz


#florida #funny #humor #hurricane #loss

I turned my home state of Florida into the Land of Xanth.


Piers Anthony


#home #home state #i #into #land

I was in Florida with Burt Stern, the photographer who shot Marilyn Monroe on the beach with a sweater, and we smoked a joint. The bathing suit kept coming off in the water, and I just ripped it off. I was very comfortable being naked.


Rosanna Arquette


#bathing suit #beach #being #burt #comfortable






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