#football

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then? ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#football #how #like #now #people

I had to have help getting up these stairs because I've been tackled by so many lions and tigers. Really. I'm like an old football player. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#because #been #football #football player #getting

I don't even like football. ↗

— Tom Hooper

#football #i #like

I like both athletic girls and girly girls. It depends on their personality. I like girls who can go out and play sports with me and throw the football around, but you don't want a girl who's too much tougher than you. I like brainy girls who can respond to what I'm saying. ↗

— Josh Hutcherson

#athletic #both #brainy #depends #football

The key thing with any football player is, what can he do when he gets on the field. ↗

— Shaun Alexander

#ball player #field #football #football player #gets

In the game of football, you can never be too sure of anything. ↗

— Jason Babin

#football #game #never #sure #too

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. ↗

— Dave Barry

#during #fans #football #games #intelligent

Few would deny that blacks have become very dominant in athletics: football, basketball, track, now dominant in tennis and dominant in golf. ↗

— Jesse Jackson

#basketball #become #blacks #deny #dominant

I stopped playing football because I'd done as much as I could. I needed something which was going to excite me as much as football had excited me. ↗

— Eric Cantona

#could #done #excite #excited #football

I never dreamed about being a millionaire - I dreamed about being a football player. ↗

— Victor Cruz

#ball player #being #dreamed #football #football player