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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funerals




I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.


Hedy Lamarr


#breathes #dead #funerals #go #i

And funerals are pretty compared to deaths.


Tennessee Williams


#funerals #death

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.


Neil Gaiman


#death #funerals #humorous #death

Elaborate burial customs are a sure sign of decadence.


J.G. Ballard


#death #decadence #funerals #death

Sensei says funerals are not really for the dead. They are for those left behind. "The dead are long gone by the time a funeral is held," he told us. "Who would wait when the doors of Heaven are open? Only the living would be foolish enough to still hang around on earth.


Sandy Fussell


#funerals #life #death

These funerals always appear to me the more indecent in a populous city, from the total indifference of the beholders, and the perfect unconcern with which they are beheld.


Karl Philipp Moritz


#appear #beheld #city #funerals #indecent

A sea of red lights, and I slow down. My job now is to gather everyone together and tell them we have to let her go. I won't tell anyone over the phone, because I didn't like hearing the news from the doctor that way. I have maybe a week to handle the arrangements, as the doctor said, but the arrangements are overwhelming. How do I learn how to run a family? How do I say goodbye to someone I love so much that I've forgotten just how much I love her?


Kaui Hart Hemmings


#funerals #saying-goodbye #death

I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think about that and just blank out.


Carmelo Anthony


#back #been #blank #funerals #i

I was one those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually meant to not be reading, my family would frisk me and take the book away. If they didn't find it by this point in the procedure, I would be sitting over in that corner completely unnoticed just reading my book.


Neil Gaiman


#anything #away #bar #before #book

Everyone was eating, talking softly, glancing at me, hugging me, eating. It was as if someone had turned the volume down. Everything looked normal, but the sound was muted. Death did this, set all this weirdness in motion, made people appear out of nowhere carrying casseroles, saying 'I'm sorry' over and over, death muffled their voices.


Joan Abelove


#funerals #grief #grieving #death






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