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#funerals

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funerals




Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.


John Green


#funerals #true #death

It matters not what your individual position is on either war we are currently prosecuting - in Iraq or Afghanistan - certainly we can all agree protesting at military funerals is a cruel and unnecessary hardship on our military families during their most difficult hour.


Solomon Ortiz


#agree #certainly #cruel #currently #difficult

God helps everything come to pass. However, he reminds us that nothing comes to stay.


Shannon L. Alder


#death #family #friends #funerals #life

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.


Garrison Keillor


#days #few #funerals #going #i

Death is a personal matter, arousing sorrow, despair, fervor, or dry-hearted philosophy. Funerals, on the other hand, are social functions. Imagine going to a funeral without first polishing the automobile. Imagine standing at a graveside not dressed in your best dark suit and your best black shoes, polished delightfully. Imagine sending flowers to a funeral with no attached card to prove you had done the correct thing. In no social institution is the codified ritual of behavior more rigid than in funerals. Imagine the indignation if the minister altered his sermon or experimented with facial expression. Consider the shock if, at the funeral parlors, any chairs were used but those little folding yellow torture chairs with the hard seats. No, dying, a man may be loved, hated, mourned, missed; but once dead he becomes the chief ornament of a complicated and formal social celebration.


John Steinbeck


#funerals #rituals #social-functions #death

I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think about that and just blank out.


Carmelo Anthony


#back #been #blank #funerals #i

I was one those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually meant to not be reading, my family would frisk me and take the book away. If they didn't find it by this point in the procedure, I would be sitting over in that corner completely unnoticed just reading my book.


Neil Gaiman


#anything #away #bar #before #book

And funerals are pretty compared to deaths.


Tennessee Williams


#funerals #death

Everyone was eating, talking softly, glancing at me, hugging me, eating. It was as if someone had turned the volume down. Everything looked normal, but the sound was muted. Death did this, set all this weirdness in motion, made people appear out of nowhere carrying casseroles, saying 'I'm sorry' over and over, death muffled their voices.


Joan Abelove


#funerals #grief #grieving #death

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.


Neil Gaiman


#death #funerals #humorous #death






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