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#funerals

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funerals




And funerals are pretty compared to deaths.


Tennessee Williams


#funerals #death

Everyone was eating, talking softly, glancing at me, hugging me, eating. It was as if someone had turned the volume down. Everything looked normal, but the sound was muted. Death did this, set all this weirdness in motion, made people appear out of nowhere carrying casseroles, saying 'I'm sorry' over and over, death muffled their voices.


Joan Abelove


#funerals #grief #grieving #death

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.


Neil Gaiman


#death #funerals #humorous #death

I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.


John Green


#funerals #mourning #death

If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours.


Clarence Day


#go #men #other #won #you

I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals.


Emma Thompson


#dealing #death #difficult #difficult things #disease

God helps everything come to pass. However, he reminds us that nothing comes to stay.


Shannon L. Alder


#death #family #friends #funerals #life

I was one those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually meant to not be reading, my family would frisk me and take the book away. If they didn't find it by this point in the procedure, I would be sitting over in that corner completely unnoticed just reading my book.


Neil Gaiman


#anything #away #bar #before #book

Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.


John Green


#funerals #true #death

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.


Garrison Keillor


#days #few #funerals #going #i






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