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Sensei says funerals are not really for the dead. They are for those left behind. "The dead are long gone by the time a funeral is held," he told us. "Who would wait when the doors of Heaven are open? Only the living would be foolish enough to still hang around on earth.


Sandy Fussell


#funerals #life #death

These funerals always appear to me the more indecent in a populous city, from the total indifference of the beholders, and the perfect unconcern with which they are beheld.


Karl Philipp Moritz


#appear #beheld #city #funerals #indecent

Perhaps because it seems so appropriate, I don't notice the rain. It falls in sheets, a blanket of silvery thread rushing to the hard almost-winter ground. Still, I stand without moving at the side of the coffin.


Michelle Zink


#coffins #death #funerals #rainy-day #death

Yeah, like, when I look back on my life, I just remember back what happened in '74, or something. It seems like only the real good stuff comes to mind. I don't think of all the tragedies and all the funerals. That just doesn't come to mind at all. I guess I'm really blessed that way.


Gregg Allman


#blessed #come #comes #funerals #good

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.


Yogi Berra


#come #funerals #go #other #otherwise

I have always loved the process of making the music, reading the letters from the fans who get married to my music, have children to my music and play my music at their funerals.


Wynonna Judd


#children #fans #funerals #get #get married

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.


Neil Gaiman


#death #funerals #humorous #death

I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.


John Green


#funerals #mourning #death






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