#ge

I am now in that happy comfortable state that I do not hesitate to indulge in any fancy in regard to diet, but watch the consequences, and do not continue any course which adds to weight or bulk and consequent discomfort. ↗

— William Banting

#adds #am #any #bulk #comfortable

My diminished girth, in tailor phraseology, was hardly conceivable even by my own friends, or my respected medical adviser, until I put on my former clothing, over what I now wear, which is a thoroughly convincing proof of the remarkable change. ↗

— William Banting

#change #clothing #conceivable #convincing #diminished

If I were a Palestinian of the right age, I'd eventually join one of the terrorist organizations. ↗

— Ehud Barak

#eventually #i #join #organizations #palestinian

So today I say, the outlook in Georgia has never been brighter. ↗

— Roy Barnes

#brighter #georgia #i #never #outlook

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#believe #bums #i #me #out

Comics is a language. It's a language most people understand intuitively. ↗

— Bill Griffith

#intuitively #language #most #people #understand

We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it. ↗

— Frank A. Clark

#effort #enjoy #folks #helping #into

TV's "real" agenda is to be "liked," because if you like what you're seeing, you'll stay tuned. TV is completely unabashed about this; it's its sole raison. ↗

— David Foster Wallace

#agenda #because #completely #like #liked

The more you act like a lady, the more he'll act like a gentleman. ↗

— Sydney Biddle Barrows

#gentleman #lady #like #more #you

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it. ↗

— Red Barber

#close #gets #how #matter #pitch