#gets

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages. ↗

— Selma Blair

#around #audience #bathroom #been #easy

The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the right fork to use, and then proceeds to use the wrong one. So does the child who listens to parents bicker and fuss, yet is told to be nice to his brothers and sisters. ↗

— Rachel Blanchard

#brothers #child #confusing #does #fork

If I was going to do anything, I'd be a producer, only because I'd like to have a say in what gets made and what doesn't. ↗

— Kristin Davis

#because #gets #going #i #like

My mother and I, our favorite part of any baked pasta is the top, where the cheese gets crusty. ↗

— Giada De Laurentiis

#baked #cheese #favorite #gets #i

The trouble with having a place for everything is how often it gets filled up with everything else. ↗

— Don Fraser

#everything #filled #gets #having #how

I still have my bad days when I think I'm not getting everything I deserve. But those pass quickly once my Mother gets on the phone and says, 'listen, we used to eat rocks and walk 80 miles a day to school. ↗

— Bonnie Hunt

#bad days #day #days #deserve #eat

I don't set myself targets. Last season I scored hat-trick against Wolfsburg and three days later, that was forgotten, you're about to be judged again. When you've done well, you don't want another game, you just want to feel great. When you've done badly, you can't wait for another chance to come. ↗

— Michael J. Owen

#again #against #another #badly #chance

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. ↗

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

#half #his #husband #income #man

You can't always measure the effects of activist work; you just have to wish and pray that the message gets through. ↗

— Yoko Ono

#always #effects #gets #just #measure

Touring gets really lonely. ↗

— Kelly Osbourne

#lonely #really #touring