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You either trust me or you don't. I've never let you down, and I won't walk away unless you make me. Period. Now, unless you have a real emergency, I'd like to get back to my vacation. And my corpse, thanks.


Jeaniene Frost


#cat-crawfield #catherine-crawfield #funny #humor #jeaniene-frost

I would have understood if they had of killed him~~MaryL Daughter of Darkness


L.J. Smith


#night-world #humor

I don't know what I'd do without you. There's no one else to look after me. And it's not just that. I sometimes think you're the only person who really knows me. I only feel normal when I'm with you.


Anthony Horowitz


#thoughts #humor

The man kisses me and I just hop right on him like he's the hottest new ride at Disneyland.


Karen Marie Moning


#humor #love #sex #humor

Mankind's biggest blunder, ignorance. Mankind's second, infallible.


M.T. Dismuke


#humor #hypocrisy #sigh #thank-you #humor

Whatever happens, we have got The Maxim gun, and they have not.


Hilaire Belloc


#force #gun #humor #might_makes_right #technology

Right, cause I'm bleeding all over the place for shits and giggles.


Julie Kagawa


#humor #meghan-chase #humor

North is a powerful man, and you're still connected to him." Flo frowned. "Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat. And of course, you're a Fish. You'll end up back in bed with him." Andie slammed the car door. "You know what I'd like for Christmas, Flo? Boundaries. You can gift me early if you'd like.


Jennifer Crusie


#mothers-and-daughters #relationships #sex #humor

Men don't ask other men if they're getting home OK, they just assume that beneath the frail, weak exterior lurks a muscle-building kung fu master fearless of ever being mugged.


Kate Griffin


#kate-griffin #men #the-midnight-mayor #humor

I had taken the photograph from afar (distance being the basic glitch in our relationship), using my Nikon and zoom lens while hiding behind a fake marble pillar. I was hiding because if he knew I'd been secretly photographing him for all these months he would think I was immature, neurotic and obsessive. I'm not. I'm an artist. Artists are always misunderstood.(Thwonk)


Joan Bauer


#humor #infatuation #insecurity #shyness #stalking






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