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Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #liked #movie #right #swedish

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. ↗

— David Sedaris

#day #doing #get #i #iron

I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story. ↗

— David Sedaris

#dinner #get #i #just #laughs

I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #like #reserve #right #whatever

If I'm riding my bike I just replay the same scenarios over and over in my head, like I haven't had a new mental adventure since high school. So that's what I like about books on tape, so my mind can't wander anywhere. ↗

— David Sedaris

#adventure #anywhere #bike #books #had

My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her. ↗

— David Sedaris

#ago #called #her #i #like

I am an eighth Chinese, and I come from a large Chinese-American family in Los Angeles. ↗

— Lisa See

#american family #angeles #chinese #come #eighth

People ask if I miss it, but they don't understand that American culture is so ubiquitous that there's nothing to miss. I don't see myself moving back. It's not that I hate the United States. I just always thought it would be a shame not to live in a foreign country. ↗

— David Sedaris

#american #american culture #ask #back #country

Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered. ↗

— David Sedaris

#award #bothered #could #i #i wish

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. ↗

— David Sedaris

#big news #exaggerates #get #how #humorist